Saturday, November 29, 2008

Adventures of Twilight, the Not-So-Fanfichen Blog Post

5:46
"Want to go see Twilight?"

5:53
"There is a seven showing in Battle Ground. Want to go?"

5:53
"Yes."

7:03
"Well, I am the chosen one."

Well, Twilight. You suck. Well, actually...no, yeah, you sucked. I didn't have high expectations, so I didn't fall.

Um, to tell the truth, Twilight, you didn't suck that bad. You were personally too fast for me. But, if you went slower, you would have sucked for making us go through a prolonged period of suck. Edward, you are my favorite creep. Bella, you were just a good actress. James, you are a pedofile. You too, Bella's father. Nice molestache. Alice, get rid of your late 90's hair-do: I've seen middle school kids with better style. Emmett:...I don't know, you didn't talk enough for me to care either way. Bella's mom, you were perfect.

Umm, you will get better Twilight. Next movie, you will be better. 

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Nice

Oh Kay, so apparently Annie Clark was part of the Sufjan Stevens Touring Band.