5:46
"Want to go see Twilight?"
5:53
"There is a seven showing in Battle Ground. Want to go?"
5:53
"Yes."
7:03
"Well, I am the chosen one."
Well, Twilight. You suck. Well, actually...no, yeah, you sucked. I didn't have high expectations, so I didn't fall.
Um, to tell the truth, Twilight, you didn't suck that bad. You were personally too fast for me. But, if you went slower, you would have sucked for making us go through a prolonged period of suck. Edward, you are my favorite creep. Bella, you were just a good actress. James, you are a pedofile. You too, Bella's father. Nice molestache. Alice, get rid of your late 90's hair-do: I've seen middle school kids with better style. Emmett:...I don't know, you didn't talk enough for me to care either way. Bella's mom, you were perfect.
Umm, you will get better Twilight. Next movie, you will be better.
2 comments:
What about Jessica?? I thought she was the best character in the whole film. She nailed the part of teenage bitch/frenemy!
Oh yeash i forgot about her. She was great too.
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